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In an ideal family, a man thinks that the dinner appears in the fridge on its own, and wife – that the money appears in the cabinet.A woman: I had a new haircut and he didn’t even notice.Wife: Can I have ’000 to get some breast implants to make them bigger. Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples.
Never make a woman you love cry, it will be painful to see another man wipe her tears.
People are saving money for a rainy day and spend them on a wedding. Men do really like when women dress like they’re going to meet their worst enemy that day.
As the wise Bro Henry Louis Mencken once quoted: “Life without sex might be safer, but it would be unbearably dull.
If you're in a relationship, have been in a relationship but aren't anymore or hope someday to be in one, this one's for you.
Men have their share of quirks and idiosyncrasies; which generally befuddle women.
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But only a man can understand what goes on in the mind of a man.